Wanna hear a crazy story?
As I am laying peacefully in my bed, only have been a sleep for about an hour...All hell breaks loose outside our window!
The dogs start going absolutely ballistic (that would be Angus and Molly if you don't already know our children). I wake up a little groggy, kinda mad, and I'll admit a teeny weeny bit scared. "What is going on?" I say to the wife. In between the mad barking I hear the weirdest sound. I would describe it as a mix between a cat meowing, a baby crying, and the scream you'd make when you see that axe murderer in your window. Plus it was loud! I fall out of bed and go to the back sliding glass door. Standing on the deck in my knickers I yell at the dogs to shut up. The screaming starts again... "W.T.F."... something is making my dogs go bonkers out there. A little embarrassed (partly cause I am standing outside in my Jesus jammies, and partly cause my mutts are making such a ruckus.) I throw some ball shorts on and go out to defend my home and family. As I head out in the yard, I realize its coming from in here! I kick the dogs out of the dog run and hobble bare foot in to the gravel battleground to face my foe. I armed myself with a piece of PVC pipe and headed right for the trash can the beast was hiding under. It wouldn't come out and face me like a man, so I tiptoed a little closer. After whacking the can a couple times and getting screamed at I decided to move the can. The crazed little mongrel just about ran over my feet! I very masculine like jumped out of the way and squealed a swear word. After hitting the rocks at it, I conquered the beast and it retreated... Some night huh? Turns out the little savage was a Mink from the local farms. I don't know how it escaped? Why it decided to come in my yard? And more vexing, why the dog run of my yard? The dogs came back in to a comfy cozy safe home and all was well...

The picture looks a bit cute, but don't be deceived! They are mean little (*&#'s
Wait til you here part two...Coming soon!
p.s. this was my first blog post ever!
Ry